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Thursday, June 24, 2010

Good news, everyone!

I’m not a TV nut, in fact there are only a few shows I actually like enough to DVR.

However, I am very excited for tonight’s unveiling of new Futurama episodes!

Fox announced that Comedy Central had picked up the show for 26 all-new episodes. The new batch begins tonight, with two episodes airing starting at 10 p.m.

posted by Keyboard Devil at 10:32 am  

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Flying Trapeze lessons?

On a normal day, that title would be a metaphor, or a joke.  But not today.

Seriously…  This photo was taken by me not an hour ago on US 192 near Celebration.  WTF?!

Try and fathom the insurance on this setup.

posted by Keyboard Devil at 10:45 am  

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Say “No” to socialism

Those of you who know me, know that I’m not left or right leaning.  In fact, I like to think that I hate both sides of the American parties equally.

That being said, this image is still pretty funny (click it!).

posted by Keyboard Devil at 7:33 am  

Thursday, January 14, 2010

I said EVAR, and I meant it

An “avid” reader posted this on a forum I frequent:

I too go to [KeyboardDevil] for views on current events. I find he and keyborddevil.com to be as accurate as most of our news choices I especially like the Best Blog Ever section !!
It is the main reason my relationship stays solid .. He has saved my marriage on several occasions.

See? I’m doing something good. LOL

posted by Keyboard Devil at 10:19 am  

Monday, November 2, 2009

Laugh, feel bad, then laugh again

Finally, the world has given us the ultimate guilty pleasure website:

Here it is… The ultimate guilty pleasure website: First you laugh, then you feel bad, then you laugh some more. http://www.fatkidsfalling.com

First you laugh, then you feel bad, then you laugh some more.

posted by Keyboard Devil at 6:17 pm  

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Zombies vs science

zombie1I’m glad to see we’re finally taking this seriously.  Well, as serious as the BBC can be, anyway.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/8206280.stm

Prepare yourselves.  The zombie apocalypse is coming, and I’m already tired of saying “I told you so“!

posted by Keyboard Devil at 9:38 pm  

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Walmart: America’s biggest embarrassment

WalmartThose you who know me personally know that I loathe Walmart at any time of the day, especially at night.  I don’t know who is responsible for this, but his site is absolutely brilliant.  I’m sure you’ll agree:

http://peopleofwalmart.com

posted by Keyboard Devil at 12:02 pm  

Monday, August 24, 2009

Douchebag Anthem

Generally, I don’t post the “funny of the day” type stuff.  There’s about a million websites that cover that kind of thing.  However, this one actually had me laughing out loud, so I felt compelled to share it with you:

posted by Keyboard Devil at 7:59 am  

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Beastie’s MCA has cancer

Although it’s probably not quite as bad as it sounds, MCA announced yesterday that he has an operable form of cancer.

Jimmy (xeno.la) put together a website for fans to sign. This could quite possibly be the best domain name idea EVER:
http://www.BeerDrinkinBreathStinkinSniffinGlue.com (these are lyrics for you non-Beastie fans).

So, head over there and leave a message.

posted by Keyboard Devil at 11:52 am  

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Get Survey’d and stuff

AskMen.com has launched their 2009 Great Men Survey.  Be sure to fill it out!

posted by Keyboard Devil at 4:32 pm  
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