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An “avid” reader posted this on a forum I frequent:

I too go to [KeyboardDevil] for views on current events. I find he and keyborddevil.com to be as accurate as most of our news choices I especially like the Best Blog Ever section !!
It is the main reason my relationship stays solid .. He has saved my marriage on several occasions.

See? I’m doing something good. LOL

Finally, the world has given us the ultimate guilty pleasure website:

Here it is… The ultimate guilty pleasure website: First you laugh, then you feel bad, then you laugh some more. http://www.fatkidsfalling.com

First you laugh, then you feel bad, then you laugh some more.

I’m glad to see we’re finally taking this seriously.  Well, as serious as the BBC can be, anyway.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/8206280.stm

Prepare yourselves.  The zombie apocalypse is coming, and I’m already tired of saying “I told you so“!

Those you who know me personally know that I loathe Walmart at any time of the day, especially at night.  I don’t know who is responsible for this, but his site is absolutely brilliant.  I’m sure you’ll agree:

http://peopleofwalmart.com

Generally, I don’t post the “funny of the day” type stuff.  There’s about a million websites that cover that kind of thing.  However, this one actually had me laughing out loud, so I felt compelled to share it with you:

Although it’s probably not quite as bad as it sounds, MCA announced yesterday that he has an operable form of cancer.

Jimmy (xeno.la) put together a website for fans to sign. This could quite possibly be the best domain name idea EVER:
http://www.BeerDrinkinBreathStinkinSniffinGlue.com (these are lyrics for you non-Beastie fans).

So, head over there and leave a message.

AskMen.com has launched their 2009 Great Men Survey.  Be sure to fill it out!

This year’s Dragon trip was another great success!  No tickets, no crashes, no donations to the tree of shame.

Because of the inclimate weather, we didn’t make it down into the Georgia roads, which was unfortunate as they are some of my favorites.  The mountains there are amazing.

Except one incredibly close-call with some kids pushing dirtbikes across the street on the inside of a blind downhill corner, the trip was fairly un-eventful from a danger standpoint.

Thanks to Mike and Wayne, respectively, for leading the way through the twisties and getting me up there and back safely.

Those of you who didn’t make it out this year missed another fantastic trip.  I’ll have photos up on KeyboardDevil soon, but until then check out these bad ass photos:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/mcclatchy/20090512/sc_mcclatchy/3231765

I’m not making this up…

We’re so fucked.

You say Flu

I say Zombie Apocalypse.

Just in case, here are some resources to check out:

• Do you have Swine Flu?
• Get yourself over to Amazon and read up on how to handle the situation
• Survival Wiki 
• Take the quiz to see if you’re ready.
• Read these tips that might save your life.