Twice this weekend, I was asked what it would take in a candidate to get me to show up to the polls. Yeah, you read that correctly… I haven’t voted in years.
First, I’ll address the likely outcry you’re having right now: In my opinion, the system is broken. Go back and read about red and blue shit from way back in March. The voting process in this country is a sham. It is specifically designed to lure fools into the fools game of believing that the system works. Call me a conspiracy theorist if you will, I’m fine with that. Until we convince the American populace that candidates don’t have to be rich, self-serving members of their political party, the vote will continue to be a waste of time and resources.
Given that we fix that problem (BIG given here), I will vote for a politician who will provide the following:
1. Corporations are not people. Round up all of the existing congress that voted for this bullshit and throw them out.
2. Government should be only as big as it needs to be. The only reason that our current congress “spins up” new focus groups or sub-committees is to line pockets with cash. Let’s take the “payback” out of the equation, and I think you’ll see a lot fewer groups like this.
3. Cap the pay of ALL political offices to something reasonable. Teachers, cops, and soldiers making $20,000 a year and congressmen taking hundreds of thousands home is a slap in the face of reality and reason. Serving in our congress should be an honor taken by honorable people, not someone looking to increase their wealth.
4. “Pork barreling” stops NOW. Stop all influx of campaign money that leads to law. Anyone caught doing this is immediately removed from office and arrested for treason.
5. Rip out the Bush administration’s policies. No more rich-kid tax cuts, no more “Patriot act“, and get us the fuck out of the middle east.
6. SEPARATE church and state once and for all. If a candidate spews religious shit in any light, they are instantly out of the race and done with politics. We need a government of reason and accountability, not children’s bed-time stories and fear-mongering.
Well, that’s a start anyway.