Enjoy the long-overdue update to a new site design. The original MyExWifeIsAWhore blog design lasted almost 5 years! Sadly, I’ve decided to retire the infamous girl-outline header and make room for the devil icon used across my sites.
Side note: I should mention that her name was “Vida”, and I stole her off the the internet years and years ago.
Thanks for your service, Vida. You will be missed I’m sure.
I am currently preparing for the onslaught of hate mail. Bring it!!
If you’re a follower of the blog (or just music in general), you’ll remember a post from back in July that the Beastie Boys’ MCA (Adam Yauch) had announced that he had cancer.
I am sad to report that he has died. Music will never be the same and we will miss him dearly.
So, we’ve managed to do it again. 320 million Americans and we managed to pick two more asshats to run against each other for president.
This would be fucking hilarious if it wasn’t completely true.
Once again, we’ve empowered “our” presidential choices to stand up for what they really believe in: Big oil, the money-swallowing war machine, overwhelming poverty, continued unemployment, and special interest lobbying. Congratulations America! You did it again! I would say I’m surrounded by idiots, but how would that be different from any other day? So run, Americans! Run out and vote for your favorite asshat! Vote like it makes a difference which one of these shitbags ends up with the reigns! But make mo mistake… It doesn’t. Neither of these guys care about you. Neither of these guys care about your job. And neither of them give a single shit about your kids’ education, your local economy, your religious beliefs, gay marriage, religion in schools, or the price of tea in China.
Stop kidding yourself America! Presidential elections are about power and money for the nominees and their special interest groups, and NOTHING else.
Asshat. You see that word a lot on my blog. I use it to describe the lowest-bottom-feeding douchebags, and I think Mr Nugent is certainly no exception. In fact, I’ve been thinking (since starting this blog) that asshat isn’t enough of a description.
Ted Nugent has been in the news pretty regularly since Obama took office. Apparently, writing a hit song 30 years ago is what qualifies today’s political experts.
So, let me break down what Nugget brains and I agree on:
“If guns cause crime, all of mine are defective.” – Ted Nugent
I couldn’t agree more. Guns no more cause crime than hammers cause houses to be built.
And… That’s about it. Second amendment rights should be protected with great vigilance and effort.
Here’s some more “quotables” by the genius Nugent:
First, verbally threatening political figures is dangerous, but you’ll find out about that pretty soon. Secondly discounting the creation of the Earth by calling on an imaginary guy in the sky is like blaming thunder on Aliens with gas. Finally, war… is never good. War is NEVER good, Ted. In fact, some of the brightest minds in the world have argued that it isn’t EVER NECESSARY.
Ted, you are no hero. You are an asshat that embodies everything that is wrong with America. You are every reason I tell people (internationally) that I am Canadian when I travel. You are an embarrassment to Americans, and more to the point, mankind.
There’s a hot new sham flooding the internet, and it’s called “penny bids”. You’ve seen the TV commercials: Companies like Quibids,
Beezid, and similar websites claim that you can “win” high-end items like IPads and laptops for super-low prices like $50. And this is true… But there’s a catch. I was going to leave this alone until a well known gun site that I occasionally shop through just started doing this as well. 2 seconds of research and you’ll see that other sites are talking about this as well.
The bidding works like this:
If something seems too good to be true, it usually is.
A new trend has taken hold of Hollywood: Remakes. And then, more remakes. In fact, if this continues I figure we’ll be watching the same 4 movies over and over again every year by 2020.
They did the Hulk on TV back in the 70′s, then released the movie in 2003, then released the remake in 2008, now we’re on to the Avengers movie which adds yet another Hulk.
The second Dirty Dancing is in production, a remake of Footloose was released last year, and a re-filming of Judge Dredd, is currently being filmed.
Just this morning, Hollywood again mystified us with an in-production remake of cult 90′s classic Total Recall.
In the event that you weren’t insulted enough yet, there are plans to remake the true cult classic Evil Dead… Something I thought would only occur in some alternate reality or by crossing the streams.
That’s not enough? Including the titles above, there are over 50 remakes currently on the books in good-old Hollywood. Yeah… I said 50.
I’m aware we’re all caught up in the latest election craziness but allow these guys to put this into perspective for you.
Lobbyists: How We Run Washington
Leave it to me to offer a nice walk down “We’re completely fucked” lane that ends at the White House… Or does it?
Fact is, it doesn’t matter if you vote for Obama, Romney, Santorum, or even Kermit the fucking frog… Cash rules Congress, Congress rules Washington, Washington rules us.
Any questions? Feel free to ask your congressman, who will just ignore you anyway.
Entertaining is looking over the Google search terms that result in hits to my page. If you use Google analytics on your website you know what I’m talking about.
A few interesting one’s from the list from traffic over the past year:
#1 and #5: “(the) pussification of america”
#4: “satire for dummies”
#10: ”pedo pope”
But by far, the most interesting is number 24: “greatest blog ever“. Out of curiosity, I google’d it, and… I’m on the first page!! (REVISIT, 5/4/2012 I’m NUMBER 3 now!)
Both hilarious and awesome, now there can be no doubt:
This is the greatest blog ever… And, you’re welcome.
