MyExWifeIsAWhore.com » Uncategorized http://www.keyboarddevil.com/blog Where satire meets utter cynicism Thu, 09 Sep 2010 15:14:06 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Good news, everyone! http://www.keyboarddevil.com/blog/2010/06/good-news-everyone/ http://www.keyboarddevil.com/blog/2010/06/good-news-everyone/#comments Thu, 24 Jun 2010 17:32:29 +0000 Keyboard Devil http://www.keyboarddevil.com/blog/?p=772 I’m not a TV nut, in fact there are only a few shows I actually like enough to DVR.

However, I am very excited for tonight’s unveiling of new Futurama episodes!

Fox announced that Comedy Central had picked up the show for 26 all-new episodes. The new batch begins tonight, with two episodes airing starting at 10 p.m.

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Seriously…  This photo was taken by me not an hour ago on US 192 near Celebration.  WTF?!

Try and fathom the insurance on this setup.

]]> http://www.keyboarddevil.com/blog/2010/03/flying-trapeze-lessons/feed/ 1 Say “No” to socialism http://www.keyboarddevil.com/blog/2010/03/say-no-to-socialism/ http://www.keyboarddevil.com/blog/2010/03/say-no-to-socialism/#comments Tue, 23 Mar 2010 14:33:46 +0000 Keyboard Devil http://www.keyboarddevil.com/blog/?p=673 Those of you who know me, know that I’m not left or right leaning.  In fact, I like to think that I hate both sides of the American parties equally.

That being said, this image is still pretty funny (click it!).

]]> http://www.keyboarddevil.com/blog/2010/03/say-no-to-socialism/feed/ 0 I said EVAR, and I meant it http://www.keyboarddevil.com/blog/2010/01/i-said-evar-and-i-meant-it/ http://www.keyboarddevil.com/blog/2010/01/i-said-evar-and-i-meant-it/#comments Thu, 14 Jan 2010 17:19:37 +0000 Keyboard Devil http://www.keyboarddevil.com/blog/?p=549 An “avid” reader posted this on a forum I frequent:

I too go to [KeyboardDevil] for views on current events. I find he and keyborddevil.com to be as accurate as most of our news choices I especially like the Best Blog Ever section !!
It is the main reason my relationship stays solid .. He has saved my marriage on several occasions.

See? I’m doing something good. LOL

]]> http://www.keyboarddevil.com/blog/2010/01/i-said-evar-and-i-meant-it/feed/ 0 Laugh, feel bad, then laugh again http://www.keyboarddevil.com/blog/2009/11/laugh-feel-bad-then-laugh-again/ http://www.keyboarddevil.com/blog/2009/11/laugh-feel-bad-then-laugh-again/#comments Tue, 03 Nov 2009 01:17:49 +0000 Keyboard Devil http://www.keyboarddevil.com/blog/?p=503 Finally, the world has given us the ultimate guilty pleasure website:

Here it is… The ultimate guilty pleasure website: First you laugh, then you feel bad, then you laugh some more. http://www.fatkidsfalling.com

First you laugh, then you feel bad, then you laugh some more.

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/8206280.stm

Prepare yourselves.  The zombie apocalypse is coming, and I’m already tired of saying “I told you so“!

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http://peopleofwalmart.com

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Jimmy (xeno.la) put together a website for fans to sign. This could quite possibly be the best domain name idea EVER:
http://www.BeerDrinkinBreathStinkinSniffinGlue.com (these are lyrics for you non-Beastie fans).

So, head over there and leave a message.

]]> http://www.keyboarddevil.com/blog/2009/07/beasties-mca-has-cancer/feed/ 0 Get Survey’d and stuff http://www.keyboarddevil.com/blog/2009/07/get-surveyd-and-stuff/ http://www.keyboarddevil.com/blog/2009/07/get-surveyd-and-stuff/#comments Wed, 01 Jul 2009 23:32:11 +0000 Keyboard Devil http://www.keyboarddevil.com/blog/?p=379 AskMen.com has launched their 2009 Great Men Survey.  Be sure to fill it out!

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