Another day, another congressman uses his political office for corruption and criminal behavior. The only real surprise is that justice might actually occur this time! Rod Blagojevich was found guilty of 17 counts of graft charges.
We’ll see if he actually gets any real prison sentence, or if we have another example of the king’s pardon.
So, this douchebag-congressman Anthony Weiner get’s caught last week tweeting a photo of his weiner. I’m sure you’ve read about it at least 11 times by now.
I’ve posted about government official’s sex scandals for years now, literally years. Haven’t we had enough? Has politics become so ennuie that these fucktards need to start “sexting” their Twitter followers?
How much longer will America put up with the rich elitist behavior of these asshats? How much more bullshit will we be forced to swallow as the rest of the world points and laughs at us?
Here’s a thought: Every time one of these jackholes does something like this and embarrasses the country, we fire his ass; NO EXCEPTIONS. No voting, no media fluff, we just fire them on the spot.
6/8/11 update: In addition to twittering his tweeter, “sext” messages have been released that date back to Sept of last year with Vegas black jack dealer Lisa Weiss. You can bet there’s more of this coming…
Currently, there is a bill in discussion in Florida’s house pertaining to the open carry of firearms. Unsurprisingly, this bill has caused a great deal of debate. The NRA and pro-gun committees have been trying to sell the necessity of the bill “to prevent the arrest of CWP holders who may inadvertently, or accidentally, expose their firearms”. This is all fine and good, but I think this “reason” has missed the point.
Essentially what we have here is a “solution” to a problem by passing more legislation instead of fixing the original law. I’m certainly not pro gun legislation, those of you who know me know that I am an avid gun owner, competitive shooter, and overall fan of firearms. But the open carry legislation passed as a “fix” for the concealed carry law is a misdirection.
Also, it seems to me that some scenarios where an open carrying citizen might inadvertently cause an escalation. Before the hate mail starts, let me play out a scenario for you.
You are in a gas station, looking through the candy bar isle when an shotgun carrying bad guy comes through the front
door and demands the clerk turn over the register’s cash. Normally you’d be carrying concealed, but since this law passed, you figure “what the hell” and suit up with a waistband holster. Now the robber turns his attention to you, as he never even noticed you back there on his way in, and you have a gun on your hip. Had you been carrying concealed, you might have decided to do nothing to stop the robbery, assuming the bad guy would take his money and run. But now we have a good old-fashioned wild-west showdown taking place, as the criminal is convinced you’ll draw the minute you get the chance.
This is how people get shot.
I’m not saying the law will cause people to end up in a Hollywood style shootout, but it’s certainly worth entertaining the thought. I do believe that an armed society is a polite society, and I think firearms have a lasting place in America, as this was a major factor in our history. I’m only suggesting that the open carry / cowboy lifestyle might be a bit outdated.
Maybe we should spend less effort pleasing the NRA, by passing more laws and more time fixing the laws that are already broken. Say, by adding a clause to the concealed law that allows for accidental display of the hidden firearm.
Unemployment is still hovering at over 9% (actually more like 11%, but we don’t count under-employed or people who have just plain given up). We are currently waging 3 wars… At the same time. As if this wasn’t enough, we’re still buried in the middle of the worst recession in American history, home prices continue to plummet, and a class war is looming as the rich continue to tax the middle class into poverty. Oh yeah, and there’s a world class nuclear disaster hanging on by a thread in Japan… Almost forgot that one.
But you fucktards are wrapped around some “noble” rich asshat in the UK getting married to some other rich asshat, and a reality TV show douchebag who is running for president as some kind of bullshit publicity stunt.
So, what’s on the front page of the news this morning? Obama releases birth form, decries ‘silliness’.
Are you fucking kidding me?
GET a GRIP, America!
The most depressing part is, what can we do? Congress is completely out of control, the President and his cabinet seem to have their own agenda which doesn’t include protecting or providing for any constituent who doesn’t own a corporation, and our government has decided to war us into permanent poverty. This is really beginning to sound a LOT like the Bush administration.
You are a “foo-needer”. Don’t bother Googleing that, the word doesn’t exist.
It exists in the context of this post more to make a point, than to give a vocabulary lesson or coin a new meme.
See, what I just did there was call you a word of which I don’t know the definition. And that’s what anyone who calls Obama a Socialist or a Marxist is doing.
Now, I’m not that big an Obama fan either, I think he’s breaking the backs of Americans all across the country to support his rich political and corporate buddies. But, that’s the state of America regardless of who’s been in control for the past 50 years.
Just for the sake of argument, let’s spend 10 seconds and look at the validity of the name calling.
First, do yourself a favor and research Socialism and Marxism. I recommend this for two reasons:
Yeah, I just called you a an idiot. That just happened.
Even the people who are publicly part of the US Socialist movement say he’s not a Socialist.
If you want to call him a stack of four-letter words, I encourage you to do so. 
Maybe you don’t like him because he’s tall, or because he’s black, or because his name starts with an “O”. Whatever, just don’t read stupid shit off of angry protesters’ signs because you are too stupid or lazy (or both) to do YOUR OWN RESEARCH and figure out what to call him on YOUR OWN.
So, put away the pitchfork until you have a reason to wave it around, you fucking moron.
Here’s an interesting twist you’re not likely to see again any time soon:
The news is atwitter with Sarah Palin’s recent video in which, as I’m sure you already know, she uses the phrase “blood libel” which has everyone and their mother jumping up and down about antisemitism and racism (or maybe she’s an aspiring candidate for Miss America).
Firstly, let’s get into Palin’s head. OK, now that we’re back from that 2 second examination we can only come to one conclusion. Palin is an idiot, at best. To even begin to believe that her little video speech was anything but reading a poorly prepared statement would be ridiculous. Racist? Maybe. Antisemitic? Perhaps. But intelligent mastermind behind a conspiracy to have a congresswoman murdered? Um, no.
The attempted murder of Gabrielle Giffords was tragic, and carried out by a pretty “unusual” guy with a history of mental illness. It is safe to say, I think, that an intended targeting for assassination by the Republican party, the Tea Party, or Palin herself is unfounded, and just plain stupid.
Far be it for me to defend a politician, especially this one, but credit is only due where it is deserved and she deserves none of it.
Seriously guys, let’s center on the important issues and stop fluffing the news with bullshit.
Just when you thought they couldn’t do anything more disgusting, the American congress has failed at an entirely new “epic” level.
Senate Democrats failed Thursday to win a procedural vote to open debate on a bill that would provide medical benefits and compensation for emergency workers who were first on the scene of the September 11, 2001, terrorist attacks.
The House managed to pass the bill, but it failed in the Senate basically because they’re a bunch of asshats who hate Obama enough to fuck America… Again.
Although (in a tongue-in-cheek kind of way) we expect senators and other high-ranking government officials to display a fair amount of corruption and greed, this is completely insulting.
Earlier this year, news broke out about an investigation of New York Democrat Charlie Rangel. Rangel was accused of some pretty serious ethics violations (13 of them!) including:
This was all over the news, and burned across news sites on the internet leading the “House Ethics Committee” (aka: Committee on Standards of Official Conduct) to investigate the charges and ensured us that action would be taken.
Fast forward 2 years: The committee has found him GUILTY on ELEVEN of the ethics accounts. Time for some authoritative action!
Forced resignation from Congress, arrest for corruption, fees and interest accumulated from the back taxes?
Actually, no. None of that is what happened.
Rangel is responsible to pay the taxes he skipped out on. And… That’s it.
If this were you or me, we’d already be in prison. We’d be calling everyone we ever knew to try and get enough money together to just cover the bail, and maybe part of the massive fees and interest tearing through our credit scores.
Haven’t you had enough America? Haven’t you been burned, and ass-pounded enough to stop electing these motherfuckers? Why isn’t anyone paying attention to these bastards’ track records?
This dirtbag congressman is being protected from legal action from his congressman buddies, and NO ONE CARES.
Everyone in congress is as corrupt as the next one!
I hope every representative reads this, so I can call each one of you a corrupt fucking thief.
This is an interesting quiz. It’s short, and over-simplified, but still offers a little bit of political value:
http://www.theadvocates.org/quiz
In case you’re wondering, which I’m SURE you are, I scored:
Your PERSONAL issues Score is 70%
Your ECONOMIC issues Score is 40%
According to your answers, the political group that agrees with you most is…
Centrist prefer a “middle ground” regarding government control of the economy and personal behavior. Depending on the issue, they sometimes favor government intervention and sometimes support individual freedom of choice. Centrists pride themselves on keeping an open mind, tend to oppose “political extremes,” and emphasize what they describe as “practical” solutions to problems.
Albeit a bit of a strong-liberal-stance written piece, I haven’t laughed this hard in a while.
http://newsjunkiepost.com/2010/10/03/introducing-the-tea-party-guide-to-american-history/
In case this get’s taken down or moved, here’s the reprinted article:
Introducing: The Tea Party Guide to American History
by Phil N. Molé
Hi Patriots:
Tired of textbooks written by liberals who wipe their muddy feet on the American flag and won’t be happy until all of our children are vegetarian, atheist, and gay? Then order the new ‘Tea Party Guide to American History,” and save your child from the siren call of socialist homosexuality.
This book will teach your children no more or less than what they need to know to be able to have a defiant, admirably unreflective perspective on their country’s history. Things like this:
American Prehistory:
In 6,000 BC, the land containing the present-day United States was created, by God. Large masses of land surrounding the current Unites States were also created, for purposes known only in heaven.
The land containing the United States was designated for a special purpose by God – a future safe haven for the teachings of Jesus, and a place where women shouldn’t be able to get abortions and men should never use condoms. However, God’s plan is marred when pockets of original sin develop in parts of the northeastern and Midwestern states and in present-day California – these will later become “blue” states.
Colonial Days and Witch Trials
Everyone prayed to God at this time and everything was peaceful. There were those witch trials in 1692, but liberals have made too much of that. No one has told the story about how the witches persecuted the other colonists, so that’s obvious liberal bias right there. And many more people were killed in Europe in witchcraft persecutions, so really, the fact that we only killed 20 makes us look pretty good. Honestly, nothing to worry about here.
Indians, aka “Native Americans”
This is as good of a time as any to address the fact that there were people here before the European settlers arrived, namely, Indians. Some people call them “Native Americans,” but that’s a contradiction in terms, because America is a land of immigrants – you selfish, unpatriotic asshole Indians.
Revisionist, America-hating liberals try to make it look like there were lots of Indians here who had a complex, vibrant culture, so we’d feel ashamed of ourselves for taking their land and eliminating them. But there totally weren’t that many. And according to the earliest documented evidence we’ve seen of their culture (a John Ford film made in Hollywood in the 1930s), these Indians really don’t come off well at all.
Plus, haven’t we already paid enough homage to Indian culture? We’ve named subdivisions of retirement communities after them, and little league and professional sports teams, and we like drinking beer when a sports mascot in an Indian costume dances during halftime. What more do these ungrateful people want?
(Insert advertisement for Fly Rite American Flag Detergent, for getting the tough blood and spleen stains out of your American flag. Our motto: “Our colors don’t run!”)
The Revolutionary War and Early Days of the Republic
Series of illustrations: George Washington and the cherry tree, George Washington in battle, and the American flag, flying high against a blue sky background. Take a moment to reflect on these images, and feel warm and good inside. This concludes the lesson on the Revolutionary Era.
The Constitution originally included references to the Virgin Mary and Jesus, but those have been taken out by liberals trying to prove the country is not founded on Christianity. Here’s proof: Go right up to the next liberal you see and ask him what he did with the Virgin Mary, and watch his response. That flustered look says it all, doesn’t it?
Civil War
The War of Yankee Aggression, waged against helpless Southern states who only wanted limited government, states rights, and a nice sip of sweet tea. It wasn’t about slavery, and in fact, so-called slaves were better treated than most white males are – a trend that continues today. Slavery was possibly a little racist, in retrospect. But slavery ended with the Civil War, and so did racism.
World War II
There was a World War before this, and America won it.
We won this one, too, but liberals keep whining about the fact that so many Japanese Americans were interned in camps. But eye witnesses at the time swear that all of the Japanese who were relocated looked A LOT like the perpetrators of the Pearl Harbor attacks. More disturbingly, they were sometimes overheard speaking a language that did not appear to be English. There were no more Pearl Harbor attacks after the internment – think about that. But don’t think about it too long and don’t ask any follow-up questions.
Civil Rights Movement
OK, so there was a little racism that hung around after slavery ended. But this Martin Luther King guy came along and totally ended it for good. It wasn’t through attempts to end legalized discrimination against people of color, like housing discrimination and school segregation, because that was just big government in action, and it was all done wrong. It should’ve all just been done with speeches, like the kind King gave in “I Have a Dream,” which is significant because it influenced Glenn Beck. Also, after white people listened to that speech, they never again gave black people a hard time about anything.
Well, there was the assassination of MLK soon afterward, of course. But since racism ended thanks to MLK, assassin James Earl Ray by definition could NOT have been motivated by racism when he shot MLK. He was just a crazy guy with a gun, and no one else thought remotely like him, anywhere.
And of course, his assassination of King also does NOT show that we need tougher gun control laws in our country. Guns save lives. If King himself had been armed with an AK-47, he’d still be alive today.
Feminism and Women’s Liberation
Paved the way for Michele Bachmann and Sarah Palin, but otherwise an unmitigated disaster. Across the country, dinners languish uncooked, and undersexed men were forced to cheat or to visit prostitutes, which they never would have done otherwise, because men are awesome. And lots of women begin talking about how they want men to show their “feelings.” We’d been TRYING to show you how we felt, but then you passed sexual harassment laws.
A growing number of men find themselves in need of both food and of safe places to objectify women. To satisfy these needs, the restaurant chain Hooters would eventually be established.
The Reagan Years
For 8 years, all poverty and violence in the United States end. And Reagan says ‘tear down this wall” and the Berlin wall comes down. Millions of sick children are also healed by touching the hem of Reagan’s slacks, and the crumbs from Reagan’s table miraculously feed millions more. And there was this time that a little boy was cornered by a bear, and the bear was really big and mean and was totally going to eat the boy, but then Reagan swooped down out of nowhere and simply smiled, and the bear stopped being mean and licked the little boy and gave him honey instead.
The Clinton Years
George H.W. Bush was president before this, but nothing really happened. Clinton gets a blow job, and this shows the public that this is what is wrong with liberalism. It always, inherently, leads to extra-marital, taxpayer subsidized blow jobs.
Obama’s Presidency
Barack Hussein Obama is elected president, showing yet again that racism in America has ended.
He proceeds to destroy America with his Kenyan anti-imperialist, Islamophilic socialist agenda. The Constitution is ground into a fine powder and snorted up Obama’s nose, and Christ and all of the apostles are punched in the face. In response, the Tea Party movement is born to restore America’s purity. This chapter comprises 80% of the total book.
As a companion to the book, we also offer an “I Want My Country Back!” protest kit that includes a stylish slave costume, a DVD of Obama’s greatest bloopers, and a pitchfork and torch.
As a tie-in with your students science classes, we also offer a book burning experiment kit. Students can mass books such as “Fahrenheit 451,” “Their Eyes Were Watching God,” “Brave New World,” and “The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn” on the enclosed scale, and then burn the books in the included oven. Then, they mass the ashes. The difference in mass before and after the burning is the amount of evil the book contained.
History is too important to be left to people who’ve read history books to teach. Take our history back, and our country back, by ordering now!!
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