What’s everyone clamoring on about? Didn’t you hear that the NSA is sorry?
Anyway, it’s only .00004% of total web traffic so that makes it OK. You know, kind of like when someone calls a guy a serial killer, but he’s totally not. I mean, he only killed that ONE guy. That’s not serial. That’s completely fine. It’s like it doesn’t even count. He totally apologized for it anyway, I mean give the guy a break!
The good news is that the NSA has completed an internal investigation and come forth with this information without any outside pressure. Well, except for that one guy who basically threw his life away to tell us about it. But other than that, no pressure at all. Because they’re totally transparent that way. Except that they’re not… Not at all. Not even in the least bit.
Usually, this is the part where I tweet and email the organization I’m talking about and raise holy-internet-hell, but I have a sinking feeling they’ve already read this.