Buckle your seat belts, America! Here we go again!
Gun violence is on the climb, mass shootings are occurring at a more frequent rate, and the fear-fueled media-machine is pumping full force.
Ban assault weapons! Ban high-capacity magazines! Ban running because my little kid skinned his knee! Ban! Ban!!
So here we are again, on the precipice of another assault weapons ban…
Or are we?
The truth is, these ban-happy Democrats face a gun-happy cash-backed Republican firing squad in congress and this snap-reaction law waving is about to clog up an already useless legislative branch for fucking years.
We could be spending cycles of debate on education, health care, poverty, and technology, but we won’t. We never do. Just like Hollywood movies, the American public wants to watch a drama play out on TV that keeps us on the edge of our seats!
Global hunger? Boring.
We’re going over the “Fiscal Cliff ” tomorrow? WOO HOO!! Who do you think Boehner hates more, Obama or Pelosi?! I can’t wait for next week’s episode!
Congratulations America! You’ve signed us up for another season of our favorite show: “You’ve got to be fucking kidding me, we voted for that guy?”
Even if the congress manages to put together some kind of sweeping gun legislation, banning some kind of weapons, maybe high-capacity magazines, maybe trigger-fingers… We still lose.
Gun legislation makes absolutely no difference in gun related crime. Statistics don’t lie.
Best case scenario: We spend a year debating legislation that clogs congress, takes up time, creates more pork-filled excuses to pass other bullshit and fixes nothing.
Worst case: No legislation ever comes out of this and we waste millions of taxpayer dollars chasing a whim… Again.
In the event that my opinion isn’t clear: America, I so badly want to love you… But you suck.