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Friday, November 18, 2011

I found Jesus

I found your Jesus, or at least the guy claiming to be him…  And he’s a completely insane pot-smoking college student currently on trial for an assassination attempt on the President of the United States.

Another Christian fundamentalist causing pain and suffering.  We’ll just never get past this, will we?

Here’s the news article.

posted by Keyboard Devil at 9:50 am  

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Stupid Earthlings

Out in space two alien life-forms are speaking to each other.

The first spaceman says, “The dominant life forms on the Earth planet have developed satellite-based weapons.”
The second alien, who looks exactly like the first, asks, “Are they an emerging intelligence?”
The first spaceman says, “I don’t think so…They have them aimed at themselves.”

Great joke, but not mine.  Original post was here

posted by Keyboard Devil at 8:40 am  

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