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Friday, July 16, 2010

Heresy in July

I assure you, with no doubt, that there is no man in the sky looking to smite you for anything.  This is a manifestation of your own guilt.  You don’t need a church, you need forgiveness (or possibly a therapist).

I can assure you that there is no magical being who hates homosexuals.  This is a manifestation of your own inability to cope with fear of the unknown, and hate directed at something that you can not understand.

I can assure you that there is a completely scientific theory of the source of life, and it has nothing to do with a magical guy in a beard.

I can assure you that the Earth is hundreds of millions of years old. It is based on factual evidence, scientific study, and radio-active dating.

I can assure you that evolution is the history of mankind.

I can assure you that the Bible, the Koran, and other religious texts are works created by man, for man.  There is no outer-worldly influence on these (or any other) books.

I can assure you that nothing in history has claimed the lives of as many people as faith in a god, and/or our inability to accept others’ faith in a different god.

I can assure you that ignoring science, fact, history, evidence is just a weak attempt to further the myth of an aging religion.  This is simply a manifestation of your inability to admit that millions of people, including yourself, were wrong.

If you must have faith, have faith in yourself.

posted by Keyboard Devil at 9:39 am  

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