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Thursday, March 4, 2010

Senator epic fail

Am I gay?I know that title goes without saying (especially on my blog) but I couldn’t think of another title that encompassed this hilarity.

TalkingPoints link |   CBS 13 link

“It’s no good for a family values Republican to get picked up on a DUI. But substantially worse to get picked up for a DUI after leaving a gay nightclub with an unidentified man in a state vehicle.” … “In better days Ashburn, a fierce opponent of gay rights, was fighting marriage equality and organizing anti-gay marriage rallies as part of his “Traditional Family Values” campaign.”

To quote a friend of mine:

“this is why I love republicans.  It’s like they suffer from “The lady doth protest too much” syndrome.”

You just can’t make this shit up.

UPDATE:  The senator has admitted he is gay.

posted by Keyboard Devil at 1:20 pm  

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