MyExWifeIsAWhore.com

I know that title goes without saying (especially on my blog) but I couldn’t think of another title that encompassed this hilarity.

TalkingPoints link |   CBS 13 link

“It’s no good for a family values Republican to get picked up on a DUI. But substantially worse to get picked up for a DUI after leaving a gay nightclub with an unidentified man in a state vehicle.” … “In better days Ashburn, a fierce opponent of gay rights, was fighting marriage equality and organizing anti-gay marriage rallies as part of his “Traditional Family Values” campaign.”

To quote a friend of mine:

“this is why I love republicans.  It’s like they suffer from “The lady doth protest too much” syndrome.”

You just can’t make this shit up.

UPDATE:  The senator has admitted he is gay.

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I posted one of my bikes for sale yesterday, and already the spam has started.  My retribution is to post the messages and their emails here.  Feel free to spam them all you like:

From: shontatbb463@yahoo.com (Teisha Schut)

Msg:
You don’t have to sell this so cheap…I used to sell stuff on CL just like you were doing to pay my bills. I ended up realizing a lot of people get ripped off, its over-all NOT SAFE anymore to meet people from craigslist. A friend of mine told me about an amazing website and said I should check it out so I did. I made about 4000$ last month. I’m making more than I was at my regular job. If you want to try it visit http://googlepaidme.com

If you need help getting started please let me know.

Here’s my response:
Are you kidding me?  Spamming random Craigslist posters about some sign-up-get-paid-get-rich bullshit site?

From: joshua@kingersons.com (Joshua Kingersons)

Msg:
HOW ABOUT SOME PERFUMES/COLOGNES AND CASH COMBINATION. I’M TRYING TO GET RID OF MY FRAGRANCES (FROM STORE)

http://kingersons.com/fragrance/discountperfume.html

JOSHUA K.

Here’s my response:
Oh, shit!  I can get knockoff perfumes in exchange for my brand new motorcycle?!  PLEASE send more info!

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