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Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Craigslist spammers

I posted one of my bikes for sale yesterday, and already the spam has started.  My retribution is to post the messages and their emails here.  Feel free to spam them all you like:

From: shontatbb463@yahoo.com (Teisha Schut)

Msg:
You don’t have to sell this so cheap…I used to sell stuff on CL just like you were doing to pay my bills. I ended up realizing a lot of people get ripped off, its over-all NOT SAFE anymore to meet people from craigslist. A friend of mine told me about an amazing website and said I should check it out so I did. I made about 4000$ last month. I’m making more than I was at my regular job. If you want to try it visit http://googlepaidme.com

If you need help getting started please let me know.

Here’s my response:
Are you kidding me?  Spamming random Craigslist posters about some sign-up-get-paid-get-rich bullshit site?

I’m not selling the bike to pay my bills, or put my kids through college, or scrape together enough money to get by…  I’m selling it so I can buy another one to add to my collection.
Get a life, asshat.

Here’s another one, just as entertaining (note the caps that really get your attention, LOL)

From: joshua@kingersons.com (Joshua Kingersons)

Msg:
HOW ABOUT SOME PERFUMES/COLOGNES AND CASH COMBINATION. I’M TRYING TO GET RID OF MY FRAGRANCES (FROM STORE)

http://kingersons.com/fragrance/discountperfume.html

JOSHUA K.

Here’s my response:
Oh, shit!  I can get knockoff perfumes in exchange for my brand new motorcycle?!  PLEASE send more info!

posted by Keyboard Devil at 7:46 am  

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