Rich DUMMY!
This is both fantastic, and sad news. The infamous and, quite possibly the most ridiculous, kick in the American balls to ever exist has been earmarked for destruction.
Why it’s fantastic:
With international eyes so closely focused on the US, this over-sized gas-guzzling monster added yet another stigma to the overweight, unhealthy, and greedy American personification. The Hummer was so over-the-top that owners were the object of ridicule from even their American neighbors. All of this doesn’t even mention the safety issue; imagine for a moment being next to this dinosaur on a motorcycle or scooter!
Why it’s sad:
I am personally, very upset about this. Every time I saw one of these mindless purchases I relished in the moment of rolling down my window and screaming “douchebag!” or “rich dummy!” at the top of my lungs. Today marks the end of a staple in American society that wasn’t missed even by popular media.
Not to worry, I’m sure another company will step up to fill the void that Hummer has left behind.
