Where satire meets utter cynicism
This article confirms what I’ve been saying all along! (lol @ self-justifying statement)
Young men find “normal” sized women more attractive than size zero celebrities, research has suggested.
Now, will someone PLEASE NOTIFY the modeling industry?!
Outside of the southern accents, this is a good video.
Be careful out there. You’re safe in that car, but my life is at risk.
This should scare the shit out of you.
http://www.ireport.com/docs/DOC-343325
Mark my words: Hate, will be the downfall of the human race.
A few short weeks ago, I finally entered the wonderful world of HD. The purchase of a 
Samsung LCD and the HD/DVR combo from my cable company and I’m watching TV in a whole new way. The resolution and clarity on the HD channels is absolutely breathtaking, and even more so when it’s in your own living room.
Now, to the complaints. There are not nearly enough HD channels. Not that I don’t appreciate high-def Discovery, Animal Planet, Speed TV and the local Fox channel, but I really want to see The Daily Show in HD. And what’s with all the friggen’ baseball? Does anyone even watch this shit (not counting you, Chris)?
Secondly, the stuff I REALLY want to watch, like say… The last 3 FIM races… Were broadcast in uber-crunchy-low-def, stretched out to 1080 px. That sucks almost as much as realizing that my massive DVD collection on an HD screen looks like it was shot in VCR quality…
Then we come to the “almost HD” channels, which broadcast in what I can only guess is 720 x 480 or some such thing, so only 1/2 of my screen is in use. Why do all the shows I want to watch only appear on these channels?
Complaining aside, HD service is pretty awesome. I can honestly say I’ve spent more time looking at tree frogs and waterfalls on my TV in the last week than in the entire combined history of my life.
Satire: sat⋅ire
1. the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.
See also: The Colbert Report
Superiority complex aside, this video is fucking awesome:
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