Rapture = profit
Seriously, I will hate myself forever for not thinking this one up. Quite possibly the best business idea in the history of the world.
“You’ve committed your life to Jesus. You know you’re saved. But when the Rapture comes what’s to become of your loving pets who are left behind? Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind.”
http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com
You guys should really charge a lot more than $110. Anyone who’s had a look at Vatican city knows how much Christians are willing to spend.