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Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Chatty Insipiration?

For the past two days I’ve had to listen to co-workers, friends, even strangers ramble on about how inspired they were by our new president’s speech yesterday.

My side of the conversation usually goes:

“You’re inspired by what he said? Did he use new words that you can’t find on Dictionary.com? Maybe he crafted them in such a beautiful way that he instilled confidence in you…” “Oh, what do you mean ‘speech writer’? So he was reading off someone else’s promises? Yeah, that sounds inspiring to me.”

I don’t know, call me crazy… But I’m not inspired by promises of grandeur dipped in wordy gold. Any educated asshat can read poetry to a crowd. Want to impress me? Let’s try something different: Say something, and then actually do it.

Yesterday’s speech reminded me of the scene in the movie Independence Day where Jeff Goldblum’s character is explaining his plan to infect the “mother ship” with a computer virus and Will Smith says:

“You really think you can do all that bullshit you just said?”

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116629/quotes

Hope?

Don’t get me wrong, I have a great deal of hope for this president. But, our financial futures and general well-being are precariously balanced on the faith of a purportedly one-man champion-of-change. Time to put your actions where your words are, Mr. President.  We’re tired of being lied to and manipulated.  Don’t let us down.

posted by Keyboard Devil at 12:18 pm  

Friday, January 16, 2009

Article popularity vs comments

Here’s an interesting little tidbit I’ve noticed.  A bunch of the posts on my blog generate unexpectedly high traffic and Email correspondence.  But oddly, the articles that get the most attention are the least ‘commented on’.

bigsquintIs this because people who are wound-up enough to send me dissertation on their opinion don’t want it posted on the web for everyone to read?

Maybe I’ll start posting the Emails.  That should make for interesting reading.

Here’s a quick list of the most Email generating blogs:

Enjoy, and keep the Hate-Mail coming!

posted by Keyboard Devil at 8:26 am  

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